December 2011
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Anonymous asked: True true, we've been together for 3+ years and hes been hanging out with a new crowd so i get kinda skeptical from time to time. but i shouldnt worry that he takes them home and plays ball with them or anything right?
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Anonymous asked: So recently my bf's been making a lot of girlfriends. Nothing wrong with that, but when they hang out I get really jealous, I just try my hardest to hide it. I know it doesnt mean anything and theyre just friends but still. Sometimes I find out that they hang out and no one even tells me. Any advice on how to channel my anger?
i love this
Jesus: Santa.
Santa: Yes?
Jesus: I'm sad.
Santa: Why are you sad? It's Christmas right? It's your birthday!
Jesus: Yeah. That's the point
Santa: Why?
Jesus: Because whenever its Christmas the kids only wait for you and not me! They only celebrate Christmas because of you! Why Santa, why not Jesus? -Dec. 25 is for Jesus not for Santa. Repost if You Believe in Jesus ! P.S He Knows You Looked -deny me in front your friends and I will deny you in front of my father
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Not very well at keeping Christmas presents a...
Fail #1
Wawa: I want to see da Nook or da Kindle Me: They’re sold out Wawa: How do you know? Me: ………. Me: Um.. it said online?
Fail #2
Me: Hey babe I told my dad I got you shoe- Me: DAMNIT !!!!! >:[ Alan: Hahahahaha poor babe
Fail #3
Mom: Buy me an iPad now you hab credit card Me: *Blank face & walks away* ALL IN ONE DAY, I am terrible. 4. More. Days.
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How to get a Filipino to go head over heels for...
skyevictoriano:
You’re pretty - Mukha kang tae. (Moo - kha kang tah - eh)
Can I have your number? - Kainin mo pwet ko. (Kah - ee - nin moh puh-wet koh)
You’re beautiful - Ang kapal ng mukha mo. (Ang kah - pal nang moo - kha moh.)
I love you - Putang ina mo, gago ka. <3 (Poo - tang eena moh , gah - goh kha. )
TRY IT & GOOD LUCK ! ;]
HAHAHAHA WINNING.
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I bet
95% of the girls on Tumblr put on a front for the internet. No? Let’s see. Most of them are young naive girls who desperately fein for attention to make an impression for what? The Internet? This is Tumblr, blog for yourself and not for others. Never once did I give 2 fucks about “how many likes I got on a post” or “how many followers I have,” get real. And for those...
meganthegene:
LMFAO, High Tumblr ^_^
chrisxmusic-deactivated20120223 asked: Cute smile
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2 cents.
Today a customer around my age came up to the cash register with her mom, returning a few things that she claimed she bought yesterday. She happened to be returning a few pieces of clothing from the men’s section, although the tags were ripped off. Knowing Forever 21’s strict return policy, I had to tell her that she couldn’t return them because the tags were ripped off, and also...
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Words can’t even describe how much I’m crying right now lmao.
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Re-Evaluating
Myself and who I am. Ready to let go of old things, and ready to try new things. Gotta make stops to goodwill and donate everything I don’t need. Starting new and fresh. It just happens to be a coincidence that I feel like this towards the end of the year. I’m ready to start over.
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It's ironic how girls with the prettiest smiles...
Anonymous asked: Where'd you get your bow tank and necklace? :)
Anonymous asked: hope you had a wonderful day!